“Yo! Deadheads," he yelled, waving his sword to taunt them. "Nice try, but you're messing with Benny-freaking-Imura, zombie killer. Booyah!”
“He's a ghost, not a carnival magician.-Benny Imura”
“Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt.”
“I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!”
“Benny Imura was appalled to learn that the Apocalypse came with homework. "Why do we have to study this stuff?" he demanded. "We already know what happened. People started turning into zoms, the zoms ate just about everyone, everyone who dies becomes a zom, so the moral of this tale is: Try not to die.”
“Your integrity is like a sword, he would say: you shouldn't wave it until you're about to put it to the test.”