“I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once." "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf.'" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf?”

Jonathan Safran Foer

Jonathan Safran Foer - “I said I kicked a French chicken...” 1

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