“Once you hear something, you can never return to the time before you heard it.”

“...there are only some many times you can utter "It does not hurt" before it begins to hurt even more than the hurt.”

“Before you rush off trying to see everything you can, educate yourself.”

“I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once." "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf.'" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf?”

“I know you look both ways before you cross the street, but I want you to look both ways a second time, because I told you to.”

“There are only so many times that you can utter ‘It does not hurt’ before it begins to hurt even more than the hurt. You become enlightened of the feeling of feeling hurt, which is worse, I am certain, than the existent hurt.”

“Another reason it would be a good invention is that there are so many times when you know you're feeling a lot of something, but you don't know what the something is.”