“Succotash my Balzac, dipshiitake.”

“Succotash my cocker spaniel, you fudging crevasse-hole dipshiitake!”

“...was one of the best days of my life, a day during which I lived my life and didn't think about my life at all.”

“It was one of the best days of my life, a day during which I lived my life and didn't think about my life at all.”

“I wish my days could be washed away like the chalk lines of my days.”

“I'm sorry for my inability to let unimportant things go, for my inability to hold on to the important things.”

“I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story.”