“When you are in a car, bitch or no bitch, you can do anything you desire as long as you remain on your side.”
“Who made you eat bitch for lunch? Who poured you a tall bitch beer float? Who sprinkled bacon bitch on your salad?”
“scar tissue is what remains when the wound heals. they never tell you that. reminders, they are. those sons of bitches.”
“You traitorous bitch!" he yelled. "You goddamn liar!"I laughed. "You knew I were a bitch and a liar when you married me, Guy. It's your own damn fault for agreeing to it.”
“You act like a bitch, I’ll call you a bitch and you’re actin’ like a fuckin’ bitch.”
“Make peace with the fact that there will be those who bitch no matter what you do. You might as well do what makes you happy, so at least when you hear the bitching, you'll know that the event they're griping about was exactly the one you wanted.”