“When you look up 'hilarious' in the dictionary, there's a picture of you.”

“I am sure people tell you this constantly but if you looked up 'incredibly beautiful' in the dictionary there would be a picture of you.”

“When I looked at you, my life made sense. Even the bad things made sense. They were necessary to make you possible.”

“I know you look both ways before you cross the street, but I want you to look both ways a second time, because I told you to.”

“You can see the most beautiful things from the observation deck of the Empire State Building. I read somewhere that people on the street are supposed to look like ants, but that's not true. They look like little people. And the cars look like little cars. And even the buildings look little. It's like New York is a miniature replica of New York, which is nice, because you can see what it's really like, instead of how it feels when you're in the middle of it.”

“We go on killing each other to no purpose! It is war waged by humanity against humanity, and it will only end when there's no one left to fight!”

“When you are in a car, bitch or no bitch, you can do anything you desire as long as you remain on your side.”