“Writing is like pulling teeth out of your penis.”
“Sometimes writing everyday is like pulling teeth, painful, but necessary.”
“Writing is like having your teeth extracted. It only hurts while you're doing it.”
“If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.”
“I put the penis in happiness. I put it there, and I can pull it out too. (But why would I? That’s why I’m wearing a condom.) ”
“Give me the knife!"Simon held out his hand. Lincoln glanced over as he struggled with Albert. "Could you take it out of your hand first?" he said. Simon gritted his teeth and pulled the knife out.”