“If you're eating an ice cream cone, it's just very hard to believe that things have gone completely to shit. That there isn't still hope.”

“Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!”

“I held up my ice-cream cone in the gesture of a toast. "Number thirteen: Eat ice cream in public."About this one... I don't get it. What's the big deal about eating ice cream?"Fat people aren't allowed to eat in public."What are you talking about?" she said, a bit snobbily in my opinion. "I notice them eating all the time."Exactly."You lost me."It's hard to enjoy the eating experience when you feel everyone's staring at you, thinking, No wonder she's such a fat cow. Look how she eats."I don't think that!"Sure.”

“Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time. ”

“We are going to eat ice cream and we are going to eat shit. The trick is to use different spoons.”

“Everyone on the Internet is talking about television and everyone on television is talking about the Internet. The whole damn thing is a self-licking ice cream cone and you're blaming me?”