“If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to meet it.”

“I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.”

“Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.”

“Lucky bit down on his tongue before, "You're so full of shit I'm surprised your eyes aren't brown," clawed its way out of his mouth.”

“There shall come a day when you forget about the world's worries, and join the good life. We'll be waiting for you.”

“And when I found your flesh did not resist,It was the living spirit that I kissed.”

“Like ugly Asian babies, valid superstitions don’t exist. At best, any perceived effect of a superstition is you merely psyching yourself out. Think of it as an asshole placebo.”