“The last thing I needed was a parting shot of Derek Bast's face -- God's best endorsement for birth control.”
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“They found me at the kitchen table. Derek said, "There's something we need to tell you," and from the look on Andrew's face, I think he expected Derek to say he'd gotten me pregnant.”
“Two days ago, Tuesday at 10:10 am, I gave birth to a bagel. And God commanded me to slice up my only begotten bagel in two, and who am I to argue with God? So I did it. Then I ate it. I’m not proud of the last part, but at the time it seemed like the right thing to do.”
“I need you to be there when I die"...... "I need your face to be the last thing my human eyes see.”
“Coitus interruptus by SWAT team. At last a form of birth control that was one hundred percent reliable.”
“But ah cannae even endorse these sentiments as they are at best peripheral tae the moment.”