“sat down to write a book and instead left hilariously awesome comments across various statuses. You're welcome, Facebook.”
“You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.”
“If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated".”
“Write it down, boy. If you come across a passage in your reading that you’d like to remember, write it down in your little book; then you can read it again, memorize it, and have it whenever you wish.”
“Jason: Holy crap, is that a bathtub at the foot of your bed? That's awesome! Can I join?Julia: Hilarious.”
“Noah?"A welcome voice - not my mother's, but welcome all the same: Echo. A smile spread across my face. This was too good. Me in a towel, alone in the house with my nymph. I left the bathroom.”