“If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change, he changes you.”

“When you dance with the devil, the devil doesn't change. The devil changes you.”

“Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change”

“[He] had a hole in his soul, the kind the devil loves to find. It's like an open doorway for him, lets him enter in and do his wicked work.”

“I don't know how to change and I'm not sure I want to.”

“And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.”

“Don't tell anyone at the church this, but I think girls going out with girls is quite sensible. Imagine not having to do all the housework, and if you found a nice girl the same size you'd have double the wardrobe and you'd never have to shave your legs or clean whiskers out of the sink. I don't know why everyone doesn't do it. Not it's fine, provided you stay that way. It's the changing back to men that sends you mad.”