“Annette had kissed me.Who would’a thunk it?”
“And that, Annette, is called Pilates”
“Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag.Cat re: Annette”
“Poor, chubby Annette Kelper, who desperately tries to pretend that nobody notices the fact that she’s balding on top of her head. That’s right. Look closely — balding just like a man. Perhaps Randy feels sorry for chrome-dome Annette.”
“The Duchess set about studying Annette and shortly found her adversary's tragic flaw.Chocolate.”
“I’m like Mary Annette, but I’m not a marionette. Who’s Mary Annette? The first woman of color to be elected to Phi Beta Kappa. What color was she? Wikipedia didn’t have a picture, so probably either blue or green—let’s just call it turquoise.”