“Steven, I know I phrased that as a question, but it was really a command.Yes, but mine is…ummm…private.Private, Steven?Yes, Miss Palma.PRIVATE Steven?Again with the capital letters?”
“By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!”
“That's right ... I'm Gandalf with boobs.(Valerie Stevens.)”
“It's the grapefruit. By which I mean its the pink one.-Steven DeschainWizard and Glass (Dark Tower #4)”
“I rate Morrissey (Steven Patrick Morrissey) as one of the best lyricists in Britain. For me, he`s up there with Bryan Ferry.”
“The ultimate self-effacementis not the pretense of the minimal,but the jocular considerations of the maximalin the manner of Wallace Stevens.”