“There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.”
“Sometimes really, really bad things happen to people, and there is no explanation and no reason whatsoever.”
“It kind of makes me wish that the worst thing that will ever happen to me would just hurry up and happen already. That way I could live the rest of my life in bliss, if only because I know how much worse things could be.”
“There is nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever.”
“Then I reflect that all things happen, happen to one, precisely now. Century follows century, and things happen only in the present. There are countless men in the air, on land and at sea, and all that really happens happens to me.”
“If you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen.”