“I think "Swiffer" wet mops were made for lazy men, but hey.. they work!!!”
“Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.”
“The water caught the Falselight glimmer like layers of shifting, translucent mirrors and formed split-second works of art in the air, but men cursed it anyway, because it made their heads wet.”
“Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”
“I could feel her wipe away something wet, but I refused to think she had made me cry as well as admit that I was a coward. The League of Men was going to come confiscate my balls at this rate. But it didn't matter. Trixie was worth it.”
“I made you all wet.”