“I'd rather get sick from eating too many doggie treats, than get sick from eating none at all.-Kilo (my dog)”
“Theory is alright, but it is like eating. When you overeat, you get sick.”
“We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.”
“I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.”
“Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.”
“None of my friends knows that most of the sick days I've taken from work are not sick days, but Austen days.”