“If a man is in the forest and there is no woman around, is he still wrong?”
“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
“When a man takes a woman for granted, he still looks for reassurance that she is still right there.”
“Where does a wise man hide a leaf? In the forest. But what does he do if there is no forest? He grows a forest to hide it in.”
“If a tree falls in the forest when no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?If I scream in the silence, will anyone be around to hear it?”
“If the tongue had not been framed for articulation, man would still be a beast in the forest.”