“Ive created a new drink! I'm calling it the Piñata Colada! Its sweet and tasty, but when you wake up the next morning your head feels like its been hitten with a stick.”
“I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.”
“I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they are going to feel all day-”
“I am disappointed every morning that I wake up. And I am disappointed by the feeling Of waking up next to you.”
“It's like you wake up one morning, and decided that how you've been in the past doesn't have to define who you are in the future. Simple as that.”
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”