“Look at these clowns...-Hand picked monkeys.What's wrong with this scene?-Everything.”

“If a man is in the forest and there is no woman around, is he still wrong?”

“Instead, I remembered that in the Bible, Jesus promised his followers that they would be provided with everything they needed, everything they “needed,” but not necessarily everything they wanted.”

“Is it wrong to say that I would not mind having your peanut butter on my chocolate?”

“Amateurs train until they get it right. Professionals train until they cannot get it wrong.”

“I want someone to love me for me, faults and all.Someone who cant fall asleep without being her last call.Someone who wants to be my last goodnight and my first hello.Someone who will hold my hand and not let it go.Someone who means it when she says, 'I will leave you never.'Someone who looks into my eyes and sees her... Forever.”

“Just when you think you know everything you can about a person... surprise!”