“The best way to win is to play football”
“Well, you know Chick, like old momma said, next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.”
“The only way to win against evil is not to play the game.”
“The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right.”
“Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentleman's game played by beasts. Football is a beastly game played by beasts.”
“Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!”