“The world is divided into two categories of people: those who shit in drinking water and those who don't.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't.”

“Women are divided into two categories: those who can deal with the men they are in love with, and those who cannot. Sophia was one of those who can.”

“People who truly love us can be divided into two categories: those who understand us, and those who forgive us our worst sins. Rarely do you find someone capable of both.”

“Congratulations. You have met your conscience. In my experience, the world is divided between those who have one and those who don't. And the ones with one are divided into those who will act on their conscience and those who won't. Those who will are, I'm afraid, the smallest category. They will *jeito*. It's Brazilian Portuguese. It means to find a way to get something done, no matter what the obstacles.”

“There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.”