“Darling, we’re going to have a baby again,’ she would say to her husband.I haven’t the time,’ Lieutenant Scheisskopf would grumble petulantly. ‘Don’t you know there’s a parade going on?”

Joseph Heller

Joseph Heller - “Darling, we’re going to have a baby...” 1

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