“Opera's not for everyone, especially at these prices.”

“Above his olive-skinned neck a Low Dark Fade they call it at the barber's school where I go for a $4.99 haircut and an experience.”

“And isn't this hard when we ourselves are always at the beginning of ourselves?”

“She arched and farted like Mona Lisa if you really looked at her and for good fruitarian measure.”

“I have in my head things I may not have exactly seen, just as you who read this have me.”

“Everyone has a price.”

“Nothing is new anymore. We're living in a post-everything society and "art" itself has become satire.”