“There are people who laugh to show their fine teeth; and there are those who cry to show their good hearts.”
“There are only two types of people in Ireland... Those who watch The Late Late Show. And there are those who have been on The Late Late Show.”
“With time, many people show who they really are, and some people show who they really are by what they say... Now I know who you are. What a disappointment.”
“Good things come to those who wait, but shit pretty much shows up right away, doesn't it?”
“Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.”
“Show me a family of readers, and I will show you the people who move the world.”