“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
“In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.”
“Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense”
“Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.”
“It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.”
“Every man has his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.”
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.”