“Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense”
“Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius”
“The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so.”
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
“Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.”
“There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.”