“In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.”
“There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.”
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
“Genius after all ain't anything more then elegant common sense.”
“As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.”
“It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.”