“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva”

“The earth was once molten rock and now sings operas.”

“I want a shower the size of the Sydney Opera House, because you know damn well I sing in the shower. And I might as well make millions off my cleanliness.”

“Well, basically there are two sorts of opera," said Nanny, who also had the true witch's ability to be confidently expert on the basis of no experience whatsoever. "There's your heavy opera, where basically people sing foreign and it goes like "Oh oh oh, I am dyin', oh I am dyin', oh oh oh, that's what I'm doin'", and there's your light opera, where they sing in foreign and it basically goes "Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! I like to drink lots of beer!", although sometimes they drink champagne instead. That's basically all of opera, reely.”

“You're half a world awayBut in my mind I whisper every single word you sayAnd before you sleep at nightYou pray to me your lucky star, your singing satellite”

“snarling like a chainsaw trying to sing opera”