“Cops before breakfast. Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.”
“I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before.”
“When you're having sex again, it makes you wonder why you weren't before. What could possibly have been bad enough to make you stop doing THAT?”
“Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.”
“The cross comes before the crown and tomorrow is a Monday morning!”
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”