“The only thing worse than opera is someone who hums along with opera.”
“In real life as in grand opera, arias only make hopeless situations worse.”
“Celestials is a soapy space opera. Perhaps a spacey soap opera.”
“Who is the greater criminal: he who robs a bank or he who founds one?(Three Penny Opera)”
“I don't know why it is, but women who have anything to do with Opera, even if they're only studying for it, always appear to run to surplus poundage.”
“Opera's not for everyone, especially at these prices.”