“It’s simply the most adorable thing ever: My mother has joined a gang.”

“My mother isn't crazy. She simply has a harder time than most reconciling her reality with everyone else's reality.”

“one of the best and the most painful things about time traveling has been the opportunity to see my mother alive.”

“Now, we'll start this band of robbers and call it Tom Sawyer's Gang. Everybody that wants to join has got to take an oath, and write his name in blood.”

“Everyone has their own life to lead, in their own way. You know, when you really look at things as they appear, the whole trip is simply unbelievable. Actually, it’s totally ridiculous most of the time.”

“[A Bugatti Veyron is] quite the most stunning piece of automotive engineering ever created....At a stroke then, the Veyron has rendered everything I’ve ever said about any other car obsolete. It’s rewritten the rule book, moved the goalposts and in the process, given Mother Nature a bloody nose.”