“Like attention, praise and porn, salt is one of those instant gratifiers that are easy to get too much of and hard to get by without.”
“I just let it be hard while it is hard without going crazy fo it to get easy.”
“But easy's like, who cares? Easy's like, how much is easy going to get you?”
“Don’t start right off writing the ‘Great American Novel’, that's too much pressure and you'll get disappointed; start with porn, it’s fun and a good way to get your feet wet.”
“But she's not, and I am left to wonder on my own: How does this work, the getting to know a new guy without revealing too much desperation for his undivided attention?”
“Stop, Lea. I don't get happily-ever afters. Those are just for fairytales and porn.”