“Like attention, praise and porn, salt is one of those instant gratifiers that are easy to get too much of and hard to get by without.”

“that look you get after every bone in your face has been broken at least once and then allowed to set without medical attention”

“One thing I’ve noticed about getting older, it takes twice as much work to get half the results one formerly achieved by falling out of bed.”

“I never meant to get involved with you, Adrien.Rest easy; you're not.”

“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.”

“Nothing like that warm and fuzzy Soviet architecture ... Pretty much as close to the Klingon home world as you're gonna get.”

“I think it was Mark Twain who said, “Get your facts straight, and then you can distort them as much as you like.”