“Now, if you wanna get a girls attention dont just stand their and give her a boring old air kiss, you gotta give her an air french kiss!”

“Testing Testing, im just suggesting. you and i might not be the best thing. Exit exit somehow i guessed it right, right!”

“I kiss [her] even though I know that if you kiss a girl before you are married to her you might get AIDS.”

“my pants dont fit either”

“if your heart wears thin, i will hold you up, and i will hide you when it gets to much. ill be right becide you”

“Don't just stand there like a big fucking muffin!”

“Now the snow's coming down, and im watching it fall. Watching the people around, baby please come home. Pretty lights on a tree, and im watching you shine. You should be here with me! Baby please come home”