“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?”
“She’s the woman I love. The woman my sick fucker of a father doesn’t want me to love”
“Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who's your Daddy. Who's your Daddy, Gary? Who's your Daddy?”
“My therapist says it's because I have 'daddy' issues. Like that's supposed to mean something to me. How can I have daddy issues when I barely knew the prick?”
“No one wants to do it with a chick who smells like bacon." Her brow creases. "Everybody loves bacon.”
“No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.”