“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?”

“I wanted to marry the first girl that I fell in love with, but there were religious differences. I was an agnostic and she was a Polycarbonate”

“There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: the truly creative and the truly medicated”

“Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman”

“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame”

“My recipe for success: Have someone else do it”

“Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months”