“At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control”

“Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living”

“Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled”

“If you live life on your own terms, people will definitely not understand you”

“If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....”

“To acknowledge the absurdly surreal is the clarity to embrace life as it is, not as we desire it- what you do with this information, hell if I know”

“I wish I had flaps of extra skin connecting my arms & legs like a Flying Squirrel & then spend my days at the park jumping from tree to tree”