“Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are”
“Sure. You get all slutty with Rafe. You freak out. You cry date rape drug.' - Hayley”
“It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays.”
“All morons hate it when you call them a moron.”
“If this was the date from heaven and I decided to release slutty Stephanie, I didn't want clothes on my floor or an ungroomed vagina to be my cock block”
“When you read, don't just consider what the author thinks, consider what you think”