“Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled”

“The primary difference between sex and death is, with death there is no dress code”

“If you live life on your own terms, people will definitely not understand you”

“When you enter the Lions Den, it's best not to go empty-handed or you'll probably leave that way”

“If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....”

“To acknowledge the absurdly surreal is the clarity to embrace life as it is, not as we desire it- what you do with this information, hell if I know”

“I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance”