“Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....?”

“Something tells me there’s more than one shaman in Vegas who performs weddings. I think we’re better off intercepting them at the fight.”“But they could be getting married right now!” Ivy protested, falling into a double-time step to keep up with his pace.“Lucky we’re in Vegas, then. They have quickie divorces to go with their quickie weddings.”

“Is it possible to be ticket for going too fast during speed dating?”

“I didn’t think I’d end up divorced with three kids and a bucket fanny, but there you go.”

“Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it. ”

“Those who divorce aren't necessarily the most unhappy, just those neatly able to believe their misery is caused by one other person.”