“Ever feel like dialing 911 is just simply not enough, and you really need to speak to someone on the Supreme Court...?”

“Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast”

“Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle”

“Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months”

“if you're not part of the problem, you're not ambitious enough”

“Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity & be stunned”

“My recipe for success: Have someone else do it”