“I'm playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, that's why I always lose”
“I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance”
“it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong”
“Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job”
“A watched pot never boils.... but it does develop paranoia”
“There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label”