“Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day, give him some horns and he can be a Circus Seal act”

“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET"
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“My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull”

“Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity & be stunned”

“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame”

“Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman”

“Never send a Man in to do a Donkey's job”