“There's a fine mascara line between genius and insanity”
“The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one”
“My recipe for success: Have someone else do it”
“'Having' Your Cake....a little perverted....'Eating' it too.....a lot perverted!”
“Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast”
“I'm not saying I'm an Alcoholic, but I do have prescription shot glasses”