“I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac”
“Do you think I'm weird because I'm wired, or wired because I'm wierd?”
“It was kind of weird because eventually they were all so busy hating each other, they forgot about hating me.”
“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
“Science knows no country, because knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the torch which illuminates the world.”
“I'll admit,I may have carried a torch for him all these years.He just blew it out.”