“I like two beautiful women on my arm- as human shields"
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“I wish I had flaps of extra skin connecting my arms & legs like a Flying Squirrel & then spend my days at the park jumping from tree to tree”

“I freely admit to enjoying the attentions Women lavish on me- Although it's usually when they're taking my order”

“Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window”

“When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door”

“Trashy Women should probably exclusively date Garbage Men”

“Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them”