“If America runs on Dunkin', do I detect a slight limp?”
“It is a vulgar error to suppose that America was ever discovered. It was merely detected.”
“Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.”
“Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.”
“God bless Dunkin' Donuts.”
“Do not limp before the lame, deeming it a kindness.”