“If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....”

“To acknowledge the absurdly surreal is the clarity to embrace life as it is, not as we desire it- what you do with this information, hell if I know”

“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET"
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“If you live life on your own terms, people will definitely not understand you”

“Date rape is just plain moronic when you consider how slutty figs are”

“Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled”

“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame”