“If you live life on your own terms, people will definitely not understand you”

“Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living”

“Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled”

“If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....”

“To acknowledge the absurdly surreal is the clarity to embrace life as it is, not as we desire it- what you do with this information, hell if I know”

“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame”

“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET"
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