“If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody”
“If you can't beat them, conjoin them”
“Trying to balance chivalry with equality, I always open a door for a Lady...then stick my foot out”
“I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”
“I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac”
“Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living”
“Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them”