“it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong”

“Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them”

“If you can't beat them, conjoin them”

“YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET"
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“Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings”

“Ever feel like dialing 911 is just simply not enough, and you really need to speak to someone on the Supreme Court...?”

“Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity & be stunned”